Tailster

"You are not going out wearing that hat?"

"I don't care if I look Elizabethan."

"You missed a bit." Pointing at a paint called 'Pointing'.

Channelling one of those Medici lions with a ball under their paw.

Dreaming of Junior kibble.

"Oooh, left a bit."

"You read the instructions, I'll sit on the packaging."

Hector, 1982.

Listening to the bin lorry.

"You don't need to add water, really."

"I like to watch people working..."

"It's a washing line, and it must die!"

"You've got a reasonable amount of upholstery yourself."

"You had no plans, did you?"

Lindt and Fluff.

Bird watching.

Birdless sun bathing.

Pretending she hasn't clocked the wool.

Duvet changing day.

I was too young to be in charge of his calorific intake.

"Handlebars are for wimps."

"If I can't go outside, I will settle for extra upholstery."

"If I just lay here..."

"What rules about pale fabrics?"

Squirrel cat.

Assessing the drop.

"Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb."

Willoughby, 1974.

Miro and Charlie, 1995.

Warm by the aga.